Postman Arrested for Naked Mail Delivery
Next time you think someone has a case of the Mondays, don’t try delivering their mail in the buff.
A U.S. Postal Service carrier in Wisconsin was arrested for delivering mail buck naked to a local law firm .
Authorities were called to the law firm with reports of “a naked postal carrier in the building’s hallway.” The 52-year-old stated that he was trying to cheer up a 21-year-old female employee of the firm who “seemed to be stressed out“.
The female told officers that when “Mailman Dave” arrived at the office that day to make the (special) delivery, she was shocked to see that he was naked and responded, “Give me the mail and get out of here“.
He admitted making the naked mail delivery, stating that he was only trying to cheer up the woman and make her laugh. (With the size of his manhood?)
The man was cited for lewd and lascivious behavior.
Taking ‘play area’ literally, a 38-year-old man was arrested for looking at porn while jerking off at a Madison, WI Mickey D’s. The man used his laptop to watch porn while about 20 children were playing. Apparently, one of the other parents became suspicious when it became obvious that the man had no children in the play area. (Because if he did have kids playing, looking at porn and jerking off would have been fine…)
The concerned parent told police that he saw a man looking at a porn and typing with one hand, while masturbating with the other (add multitasking to his resumé). The responding officer confirmed witnessing the same. Upon his arrest, the suspect admitted to exercising bad judgment. (Ya think???)
