It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » wrinkles http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Sperm Facial Found to Smooth Wrinkles http://thesabs.com/sperm-facial-found-to-smooth-wrinkles/ http://thesabs.com/sperm-facial-found-to-smooth-wrinkles/#comments Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:08:06 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=2080 spermAs if any man needed a reason to shoot his load in a female’s face, recent studies found that a powerful anti-oxidant in human sperm diminishes wrinkles and smooths the skin. The spermine found in human semen is now being synthesized in labs and sold by Norwegian company, Bioforskning.

The spermine facials cost around $250 and are being offered at local New York spa, Townhouse. (Conveniently, they also offer snail secretion facials for $175.) Alternatively, no doubt any philanthropic, heterosexual male would also be willing to provide the service free of charge.

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