The Ring II: Penis Extension Fail
A 50-year-old man put his penis through the hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener, got stuck, and couldn’t remove his member from the would-be steel vagina. The man thought the weight from the metal object would extend his organ, but instead he rendered it practically useless.
The collar-like fastener cut off circulation to the man’s penis, which blackened and swelled to five times its normal size (so I guess it kind of worked…). In order to remove the ring, firefighters were forced saw through the ring.
Doctors reported that if the man waited any longer, the flesh in his penis would have died (which makes me shudder, and I don’t even have a penis… since the accident).
Firefighters set up a watering system to prevent the sparks created from the sawing from injuring the man when cutting through the thick ring around his penis. The process took two hours.
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Larry on 09.25.2009
He should have put it around his neck.
BRIAN on 09.28.2009
I’m curious to know the thoughts that were going through this guys mind during the 2 hours that the firefighters were cutting through the ring…
BAmbi on 10.05.2009
THIS GUY IS NUTTIER THAN SQUIRREL TURDS !!