09.25.2009
Trucker Flips Trailer Driving and Jerking
by The $@bs
A trucker reportedly driving high was masturbating and lost control of the vehicle, flipping the truck and blocking multiple lanes of traffic.
You would think a car accident might distract him from the job at hand (literally), but no. Committed to the act, the trucker kept right on spankin’ it. Even during the police interrogation, he just kept on keepin’ on.
The trucker confessed to pleasuring himself while driving, resulting in his loss of control of the vehicle. The accident shut down one direction of traffic entirely and closed one lane traveling in the other direction.
My only question: so did the guy ever cum or not???
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MiX on 09.25.2009
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
BRIAN on 09.28.2009
That is such a lost art. It’s something that has to be handed down generation to generation.
The $@bs on 09.28.2009
Yea my great grandaddy used to jerk off while steering his horse drawn buggy…
CJBeppo on 09.28.2009
i hate it when this happens