Police arrested a wet, naked man on methamphetamine-related charges early yesterday morning. (It’s openings like these that make a story really work.) Cops received an anonymous complaint at around 2:43 a.m. of a man inside the fence of a storage-shed company. When the patrolman arrived, he found a man with a flashlight near an open storage unit.
After briefly conversing with the officer, the suspect fled deeper into the company’s complex. The officer then called for back up and police began searching the yard when another officer saw the naked man just inside the fence. The suspect admitted to stripping and hiding in a nearby pond hoping to avoid the police dog. However, he got cold (not to mentioned, he suffered from a severe case of shrinkage) and surrendered to police.
Police discovered a working meth lab in the storage unit and additional officers were called in to dismantle the lab. Police arrested the suspect on preliminary charges of resisting law enforcement, manufacturing methamphetamine… and two outstanding warrants for unpaid child support (just for shits & giggles).
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