04.29.2009
What Cuts Me 2 The Quick: Broken Glass
by The $@bs
I was washing dishes when a glass bottle broke (more like spontaneously combusted) and cut my arm so deeply it exposed the bone and tendon: NASTY. I hate the sight of my own blood, but that’s trivial compared to the sight of my own blood flowing over the bone in my arm.
The good news is I didn’t have to go back to Harlem Hospital (as in the case of the Pot Hole Smack Down of ’08). Instead I went to Mt. Sinai, which I highly recommend. I would, however, discourage anyone from raking broken glass down the arm.
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BART on 04.30.2009
Wow, Sabrina. I had the same thing happen once with my right wrist. only I cut it on an old fashioned film splicer and not a bottle. nevertheless, you are now a sister in the club of THOSE WHO HAVE SEEN THEIR BONES AND TENDONS. Bravo. i was hospitalized 17 times before the age of 25. When In Brooklyn I did similar stupididy to my leg i figured my experience paid off and I stayed home and sewed my leg up with Banjo String. The little one. Fastened and clipped them on with two pairs of pliers! Thought I should share. Its actually amzing how perfect everything underneathe seems to be layed-out. Nature is an artist… and I sound like a serial killer. Fear not. I’m too clumsy to be a successful serial killer.
BART on 04.30.2009
…Still, i hope it heals well and you keep that bugger clean. Besos.
Miragi on 04.30.2009
Christ almighty!! I thought I was the queen of slice and dice. You got me beat. I sliced upon the top of my hand and pinky knuckle on a broken glass once. Good job, Beavis! That’s gonna leave one hell of a mark!
Take CARE of yourself!!!
The $@bs on 04.30.2009
Maybe just not a serial surgeon… Good 2 feel like part of a group!
BRIAN on 04.30.2009
That cut looks kinda like a vagina. That would be great if women had vaginas on their arms!!!
The $@bs on 04.30.2009
I totally thought it looked like a vagina!!! only in the pix tho :’(
Jennifer on 04.30.2009
Ahh! Shouldn’t there be a parental warning on this one? I’m amazed at how calm, and conscience, you look in the photo. You’re hard core.