05.27.2009
Nothing says I love you like blowing your lover’s genitals to smithereens, at least in Russia. 33-year-old Alik lived with girlfriend Kira for about two years when Kira began suggesting marriage. Alik refused, saying he preferred to return to his first wife, with whom he shared a son, and began the process of moving out.
Kira invited him to a farewell dinner and after a large meal and plenty of alcohol, Alik fell asleep. Kira took this opportunity to tie several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and then detonated them. He was immediately rushed to intensive care and is now fighting for his life. Sources say that even he survives, Kira now faces up to 12 years imprisonment. (Note to self: don’t piss off Russians).
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Kevin on 05.27.2009
That must have been his first mistake right there – going back. Ouch.
kathy chi on 05.27.2009
hmm Bobbit style or firecracker….
Jennifer on 05.27.2009
now that’s just mean.
The $@bs on 05.27.2009
I know, I can’t believe he wanted to go back to his ex wife!
BRIAN on 05.27.2009
I read todays post and I was discussing it with this russian chic at work and she laughed loudly and said “if it was me he would be lucky if thats all i did.” I quickly cancelled drinks after work with her on Friday!!! I really believe Russians are very different culturally than we are. Only 12 years for attempted murder??? Thats awsome.
CaseyMassacre on 05.28.2009
I really doubt she was trying to MURDER him.. Probably just say “Fuck you”.
The $@bs on 05.28.2009
Seriously! “‘When good explosions go bad.’ Tonight on Bravo”
zingbot on 05.30.2009
She should get the death penalty. Unless he lives. Then she should get life in prison. Or at best, about 30 years. If he lives, she destroyed his life. He can’t get an erection but it’s worse. He can’t even use the bathroom right. And worse, he won’t generate any testosterone which means he will start looking funny and get sicknesses over the rest of his life. Think of the depression he will have. Was this supposed to make her feel better? This is not to be under estimated. It doesn’t just blow his pecker off. It would make him very sick and hurt all over inside. The woman is a true bastard. As for woman out there that think what she did is ok, you have IQ’s of a fruit fly. I’ve seen lots of men very depressed because women left them. Should they perhaps take a pair of players and rip their tits off and then put a fire cracker up their cunt and light it? I read a story where a guy ripped off a girls tits with plyers after raping her. sounds nice huh? I thought he was a bastard. Again, this woman needs at least life in prison. She’s a beast.
Rob S on 06.05.2009
This bitch deserves to die. She needs to be sodomized with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire every day for the rest of her life.