Woman Groped by Donald Duck
Q: What can you expect from a duck that wears a hat and shirt, but no pants? A: A good groping. A woman from PA claims she got groped by Donald Duck and is now suing Disney for over $50,000 in damages, for “permanent” injuries she suffered. The 27-year-old woman alleges that she was at Disney World vacationing with her family at Epcot Center and approached Donald Duck for a photo with her child when the Disney employee in the duck suit grabbed her breast and molested her.,
She claims said harassment brought on “post-traumatic stress disorder” , “severe physical injury“, “shock to her entire nervous system“, “muscle contraction headaches“, “acute anxiety“, “nausea, cold sweats, insomnia, nightmares, flashbacks, digestive problems“, and other conditions “permanent in nature” . (Just how big are her breasts?) She’s now seeking monetary damages for negligence, infliction of emotional distress and battery.
Donald Duck was interviewed for comment, however, none of his remarks were intelligible.
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