A 28-year old man/nerdlover has been charged for using World of Warcraft to lure boys into emailing him nude pictures and videos of themselves. (Seriously, who wants naked pictures of pimply pubescent dorks?) The man had apparently accumulated a lot of ‘gold’ in the game World of Warcraft and was exchanging his gold for naked photos and video footage, including “live webcam videos of masturbation.”
Authorities discovered approximately 10,000 illegal pictures and 1200 videos of naked young boys ages 12 – 16 years old in the man’s possession. The man admitted to receiving the photos and videos (obvi), but insists that he didn’t pressure the boys into sending him anything (just ePaid them). Click here for more.
The Curved Cock Conundrum
Not straight, (but not necessarily gay), the curved cock phenomenon is not at all uncommon. Most penises curve at least a little; they can even point down when erect (owie). According to medical professionals, the only problem with anything more than a 30-degree deviation is the possibility that it can limit the number of sexual positions comfortable for both partners. In that case there are procedures that can help straighten you out.
The treatment to straighten curvature is a surgery called plication. It actually sounds quite horrible and uses such disturbing language as “degloving the penis” and “pulling the skin down”, but essentially the procedure shortens the longer side of the penis so both sides match. Though many men feel self conscious of any curvature, from a woman’s perspective, curving in the right direction is not at all a bad thing. Sometimes the curve can result in easier access to just the right spot!
Finding the Key to the Back Door
I’m not going to be of much use on this topic since my experience with anything at all going in through the out door is extremely limited. I can attest to the fact, however, that many friends have raved about the dirty deed and so does an article by sex columnist, Jeanetta Bradley. In the piece, Bradley notes that although religious prohibitions and sodomy laws still make the act taboo, anal play is a great way to enhance sexual pleasure.
Numerous nerve endings in the region allow both men and women to enjoy anal arousal and achieve an orgasm when done properly. One key point Bradley focuses on is that relaxation is mission critical to effective anal, so chillax at all cost. The article also highlights helpful tips for initial attempts, such as if a penis is too much at first, try having your anus fingered during doggy-style sex .
To read the full article, click here.
Get ready to barf; repeatedly. A 53-year-old man from Michigan has been charged for criminal sexual conduct after having a three-way with a 21-year-old mentally impaired woman (ewe) and her mother (double ewe). The man initially met the older woman in an online chat room back in ’07 and they’d had sex a bunch of times before involving the woman’s daughter.
The mentally challenged young woman has difficulty tying her shoes, cooking herself a meal, showering and dressing properly. She’s not able to live alone and has the IQ of a 10 year old (though I really don’t think a ten year old would want to have sex with the guy pictured here.) The judge hearing the case ruled that there’s enough evidence to convict the man on three counts of criminal sexual conduct. The 46-year-old mother is serving time in prison after pleading no guilty to third-degree criminal sexual conduct. To read the completely sickening article, click here.
The 10 Most Bizarre Sex Ed Videos
Ah, the days of sex ed videos and the endless hours of mocking them that ensued after being forced to watch one of these in school… the good ol’ days. I, personally, like the outdated ones where you can make fun of old fashioned clothes, hair styles, and activities (such as the ever popular 1950’s weenie roasts) in addition to awkward pubescent behavior.
Now all of the extremely uncomfortable moments can be yours again by watching the sex ed videos captured here. See Ricky jerk off to his mom’s voice. Watch Jimmy get into a car with a sick fuck. Learn about “this business of nocturnal emissions“. A big shout out to JoRu for hooking us up with this gem! To see all videos, click here.
I’m not usually the type to care about celeb gossip. I am, however, very much interested in Twitter and vaginas (not necessarily in that order); particularly when they fall into the same story. Last night they came together when Katy Perry asked of her 1.7 million followers on Twitter, ”Is it normal to have a recurrent rash with blisters on my vagina?” (Overshare much???)
MTV’s newsroom blog noted that it was no more unusual than her normal histrionics, but still, ewe. Some that one of her studio producers may have hijacked her Twitter account, but regardless, Perez Hilton tweeted, ”Let’s get Katy Perry’s vagina to #1 y’all!” (Let’s not and say we did, huh?) Thus prompted, tweeps took the ball (or ‘gyner) and ran with it. Before too long KP’s vaj became the top-trending topic on Twitter, upstaged only briefly overly hyped iPad.
I <3 Jersey S(w)hores
If you didn’t watch Jersey Shore, you really missed out on a chance to feel great about yourself. Some of my favorite lines from the cast included such favorites as, “I’m a bartender, I do really great things“, “It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten“, and of course, who can forget, “We got there at midnight and left at 4 am – five hours was enough.”
Naturally the silicon was flowing (and that’s the only time you’ll see the words ‘naturally’ and ’silicon’ in the same sentence), and just in case you didn’t see enough half-naked cum-gargling white trash on the show, now there’s more! Apparently someone is trying to sell shots of JWoww topless and bare-assed. The photographer questioned with regard to the case insists that although the images sound like nudes he took of her in ‘08, no one has asked for his permission or offered him money. It’s still unclear if they’re the same shots, but what IS important is that they’ll most likely soon be published for all to leer/gag at.
The Menifee Union School District in California recently pulled all copies of Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary from their shelves and is investigating what they consider “age-inappropriate” words. The controversy began when a student thumbing through ”oralism” and “orang” in the dictionary, found the recent entry “oral sex“. A parent complained to the school district after the child read the definition: “oral stimulation of the genitals.” (And how).
The school district is now forming a committee composed of principals, teachers and parents to determine whether the 470,000 entries are suitable for children. Free speech advocates (and sane people), worry that this is “needless and harmful censorship”. Seriously, why don’t you take a look at the Bible and let me know if the stories of rape, pillage, murder and the like are suitable for children? Or for that matter, check out one of any classically gruesome Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales.
The Executive Director of the California First Amendment Coalition stated, “If a public school were to remove every book because it contains one word deemed objectionable to some parent, then there would be no books at all in our public libraries. I think common sense seems to be lacking in this school.” Obvi. The school district might settle for trading the collegiate editions for Merriam-Webster’s Children’s Dictionary. (I’m sure the pictures are lovely.)
To read the complete article, click here.
Glossary of Gay Terms
If you read as many ‘Men Seeking Men‘ postings on Craigslist as I do (and there’s no way that you do), there are probably a lot of terms that you’re unfamiliar with. Who do you turn to for your homocabulary? Maybe you were wondering, ‘What’s a popper?’, ‘What time is a vampire run?’ ‘Who is Caligula?’
Well wonder no more. This site will get you up to speed on all of your gay vernacular needs. Now you can search the gay way on a lesbian, gay, bisexual, transsexual (LGBT) portal. Visit GayCityUSA’s gay dictionary today for hours of fun with your whole (twisted) family!
Learn How to Deep Throat
Now you, too, can learn how to deep throat in the privacy and comfort of your own home! Many thanks to my girl J. Lav for hookin’ us up with this article. You may be asking yourself, “Why would I want to learn how to deep throat?” Well, in addition to your aspirations of being a porn star, if you don’t like the taste of semen (and who really does) deep throating almost completely eliminates the taste.
This article provides step-by-step instructions on how to deep throat, including diagrams of the anatomy. Learn how to control your gag reflex and relax your tongue so you can slide a cock down your throat. Discover beginner to advanced level techniques, like ‘the throat massage’, a swallowing technique that’s like a massage along the entire length of a cock. So don’t waste another day; you could be throat fucking in no time!
For the complete article, click here.
*WARNING: Do not practice on hot dogs.
